Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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