Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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