he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Randomize
