who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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