i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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