those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think people are normalizing furries
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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