I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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