My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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