But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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