My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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