Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I need to stop coming to work sober
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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