He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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