my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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