Are we in a gay sports bar?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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