coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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