we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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