oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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