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I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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