Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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