Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Come on in and take your pants off
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