Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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