Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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