her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Buhtt sex?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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