I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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