Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
