Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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