Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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