Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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