Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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