people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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