everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
