are you still at the devil's house?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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