Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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