Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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