Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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