her vagine was all disorganized.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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