Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My boob is missing a layer of skin
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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