at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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