I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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