is your mom at the bar?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
two words: eviction party
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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