i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
