eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have post one night stand depression
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