like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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