Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i want to swaddle you in tequila
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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