This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize