Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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