i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
