how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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