Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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