And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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