this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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