i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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