Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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