I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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