He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I have post one night stand depression
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